Pardon My Music

CD REVIEW

By John Cog

"'Bay Blues Fools' is the best album since Cog's first CD, 'Bay Blues,' and both are much better than Michael Jackson's 'Thriller'"! And compared to 'Brother John Reborn!', 'The Book of Mormon' is just a pamphlet."


VIRAL INTERNET MEDIA

John Cog never wrote

"Step aside, Lennon and McCartney, 'Sgt. Pepper,' and 'Abbey Road' ain't got nothin' on Cog's 'Bay Blues' and 'Bay Blues Fools!'. And 'Brother John Reborn!' makes you stop drinking excessively."


MRS. COGGESHALL

Mother of John Cog

"I have seen the future of sophisticated blues, and it's name is John Cog, not that Bruce guy."


INDUSTRY GOSSIP

spread by John Cog

"Rumors of Victoria's Secret swimsuit models posing privately for Mr. Cog cannot be confirmed or denied, but fun may be involved..."


BILL GATES

didn't say

"I'd buy a thousand copies of 'Bay Blues,' and 'Bay Blues Fools' every day of the week, fifty-two weeks a year, and I'd produce that fabulous two-act musical, 'Brother John Reborn!' in every theatre on Broadway AT THE SAME TIME if I had that kind of money!"


A CONVERSION

by some nearsighted dude

I listened just once to "Brother John Reborn!"  The next morning my pancake looked like the face of somebody I knew.


AFTER A WILD NIGHT OF PARTYING

John Cog admitted

"Brother John Reborn!"  was inspired by a bloody mary that was really a virgin.